You want to hear my most irrational fear from all of this? That I'll be TOO positive and funny and then will end up dying like every "plucky, positive, fighter" in every GD movie and book. So I think I will try to think something REALLY mean at least once a day just to keep my edge. Like sometimes on the train I don't want people to move at ALL. Like they have every right to open up their purse or whatever but I just want them to be totally still and feel like pushing them really hard.
THERE! Now I won't die. Phew. That was easy.
SIDEBAR: We should also consider these are the same things they say about serial killers too so.....you know.....sleep light and all that.
"Real nice fella. Kept to himself. Always smiling."
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Crescent, I think this is a very good idea. I shall glare at a baby and dedicate it to you.
I nearly spit out my coffee laughing so hard!
ALSO make sure you don't "learn a valuable lesson" from me. That makes me nervous too. Crap even saying that now I'm gonna have to go and steal a hobo's box. Crap.
I promise to never reference your 'zest for life'.
ps: verification word: CREST.
it must mean something.
You better no Stephie or, so help me God, I will double dip a chip!!!!!!
HEY good word today!!!!!
Ok, I run into you on the train, you tell me to check your blog and I read about how you want to push people down, on the train. Note to self...avoid Crescent.
that is a totally irrational and hilarious fear and I love it. I too shall learn nothing from you and sneer at a baby.
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